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Gentlemen, throw away your hand bags, and put on your high heel shoes, Michael Jones is about to make you laugh. Ladies please bring a plate
Michael is an impersonator, a comic and a master MC. Over the last 6 years Michael has presented his corporate entertainment and stand-up comedy all over Australia and New Zealand. His quick wit and ability to find humour out of any situation leaves his audiences in stitches.

Michael grew up in Auckland, New Zealand trying to keep up with the Joneses!

From owning a little red bike, to putting out the milk bottles, working centre stage as a trainer for BMW, where he discovered that he had a funny bone or two, to performing his very own comedy show "The Game of Two Half Wits".

Michael typifies that down under humour of 'taking the mickey out of ya mates' and during his high school years he got 14% in an exam. Mind you he has always been an over achiever.

Having worked his magic for corporate companies like James Hardie, BMW, Hewlett Packard, DHL, ANZ, SC Johnson, National Speakers Association Australia and many others, it's time to bring the show to you.

Over the years he has developed a couple of hilarious characters, one being 'Nigel No Friends' and the other 'Senior Sergeant Con Spiracy'. So which side of the law is he really on. The great thing about Michael's shows is there is a lot of audience participation, so be prepared to show a side of yourself that even the office photocopier hasn't seen.

To put it simply, Michael is a great entertainer who brings out the best in all of us.
Let Michael bring out the entertainer in you!
Michael's dynamic range of entertainment includes:

The Game Of Two Half Wits

"The Game of Two Half Wits" is a hilarious interactive comedy quiz, where the contestants are you and your team.
It involves a comedy quiz, charades, elvis impersonation, ole time dancing , cheer leading, so be prepared to show a side of yourself that even the office photocopier hasn't seen!
There is so much fun that people are leaping out of their seats to show you who are the true half-wits in your company!

Prancing With The Stars

"Prancing with the Stars" is a fantastic way to find out who are the movers and shakers in your team.
Like the TV show, there are Judges, couples dancing, and the crowd gets to vote for the winners – so be prepared to shake your booty – you've gotta get on down to get on up!

Senior Sergeant Con Spiracy

Watch your staff cast worried looks at each other when Michael enters the room dressed as a policeman! Senior Sergeant Con Spiracy might plant evidence on an unsuspecting victim and you will find out which side of the law he's really on! Let him work his magic at your company's crime scene; have him identify whose fingerprints are on a "stolen" item. Who will end up riding in the back of the paddy wagon?

Nigel No-Friends

Nigel will capture the audience's imagination with his tales of riches to rags and his adventures along the way from being in charge of a multimillion dollar company to being in charge of his own shopping trolley.